The easy answer would be for me to simply say, âme.â And while I think thatâs true in many cases, there are certain âconnectionsâ that need to be made before I will take a case, beyond simply being offered money, and before anyone looking for the right Lawyer should offer any money.
Letâs start with the money. Thatâs important. I charge $1200 for a District Court (Misdemeanor) Probation Violation, and $1600 for a Circuit Court (Felony) Probation Violation. Thatâs not chump change. I do, in fact, charge more than many other Lawyers. To be blunt about it, I charge it because I can get it, and I get it because Iâm worth it. Weâll get into that more, later. The key thing is that when looking for a Lawyer for a Probation Violation (or any kind of case, really), a person needs to find the best, most charismatic and persuasive speaker around. Anyone who thinks that their best asset or qualification is being the âcheapest,â or otherwise being âaffordable,â is not selling anything worth buying. If youâre planning a wedding, and youâre looking for a band, wouldnât you want to hear how it sounds, first? Sure, the better band may cost more money, but why would anyone hire the cheapest band just because theyâre the cheapest. What if the singer isnât so good? What if they just âsucked?â Some bargain that would beâŠ
The same holds true for a Lawyer, especially in a Probation Violation situation. In this predicament, you need someone charismatic and persuasive enough to sell ice to penguins. The right Lawyer for a Probation Violation is someone with the âgift of gab,â not someone whose best selling point is that they come âaffordable.â Finding the best Lawyer to Represent you and try and spare you from getting locked up is NOT something to be done on a âlow bidderâ basis.
Beyond money, you have to like the person youâre going to hire, and they have to like you, too. Hereâs a little secret from my side: I will always go the extra mile for someone who is decent and nice and a pleasure to deal with. People who are rude, or short, or curt, or discourteous or otherwise unpleasant just donât get the same attention. Usually, they donât end of becoming my Client in the first place. I believe this is the same when I am on the other side of the table, as well, when I am the Client or the Patient. If you call a Lawyer who seems like a jerk, what do you think is going to change once you hand over your money to him or her? By the same token, if the potential Client with whom I first converse is a jerk, well, Iâd just rather not take on their case in the first place. That âconnectionâ has to be mutual.
The right Lawyer for a Probation Violation is very often not the same Lawyer who can get someone off on a murder charge, or some other serious, capital Offense. A medical analogy will do very well here: A Surgeon who has to cut someone open and perform life-saving trauma surgery has to focus on more important things than how the scars on the personâs body will look when they heal. Making those scars as small and undetectable as possible, or covering them up is the job of a Cosmetic, or âPlasticâ Surgeon. One Surgeon is all about saving a personâs life, the other is all about finesse and appearances.
In the world of Lawyers, it is essentially the same. The best Lawyer to handle a Murder or major Drug Delivery charge is often someone with a boisterous, if not brash personality. Those Lawyers are frequently confrontational and hostile to Police procedure, and rather vocally critical of anyone who disagrees with them. These Lawyers are kind of like Trauma Surgeons.
Probation Violations are handled very differently. In a Probation Violation situation, unless the Lawyer shows up in Court able to prove that the positive test is wrong, he or she must practice the fine art of diplomacy. Letâs face facts; in a positive test Probation Violation situation, a person has been caught doing exactly what they were Ordered not to do by the Judge. Unless there is a legal or technical way to beat the Violation, an argumentative or boisterous or brash Lawyer is the last thing anyone needs. The Judge is going to be mad; making him or her madder only makes things worse. This scenario calls for a diplomat of the highest caliber. This kind of Lawyer is like a Cosmetic, or Plastic Surgeon.
It must also be remembered that a Criminal charge must be proven âbeyond a reasonable doubt,â while a Probation Violation must only be proven by a âpreponderance of the evidence.â This means that the Judge must simply conclude that it is more likely than not, by just the smallest degree, that a person did, in fact, violate a condition or term of their Probation. In the context of a positive test, that means that all the Probation Officer has to prove is that it is more likely than not that the person did test positive for alcohol or drugs. To make matters easier for the Probation Officer, in a Probation Violation proceeding, the âRules of Evidenceâ do not apply. These proceedings are rather informal. Likewise, in a Probation Violation proceeding there is no rule against hearsay evidence. What is not admissible in a Criminal case is perfectly admissible in a Probation Violation Hearing.
Thus, âprovingâ a Probation Violation doesnât take much. And when youâre talking about a positive breath or urine test for alcohol or drugs, unless youâve got a real whiz-bang scientific demonstration ready to show how or why the test is wrong, the Judge is not going to real receptive to nothing more than a dumb look and an âI donât knowâ in response to his or her question about how this happened.
This is why the right Lawyer for a Probation Violation has to be special. They have to have a âvoice.â Switch places, for a moment, with the Judge. Pretend youâre the Judge in a DUI or Marijuana or other case, and you gave someone a break and put them on Probation. As the Judge, you told the person that you werenât going to lock them up, but that they had to do certain things, and not do others, principal amongst them being NOT consuming any alcohol or using any drugs without a valid prescription. You told the person to stay out of trouble, and to not get Arrested again. Pretty standard stuff, really, and nothing that should be a problem for anyone grateful for not getting locked up.
Or so youâd think.
Next thing you know, theyâre standing in front of you again, a few weeks or months later, and your Probation Department has sent you a report that theyâve tested positive for alcohol, or drugs. At this point, it really doesnât matter which it was, because either way, theyâve more or less flipped you the bird in terms of gratitude and respect for the break you gave them.
So what can the person standing in front of you say to make things better? If they say they donât know how the test came up positive, what do you reply? That the tests are cheap, anyway, and that you donât trust the lab, either, so itâs okay, just go home and forget about it? Any real-life Judge will rather plainly just tell a person that the reason they tested positive is because alcohol or drugs were detected, and that the number of real, bona-fide false-positives is so ridiculously low that what it really means is that they tested positive because the drank, or used, end of story.
Most likely, as the Judge, youâll already be feeling your patience tested and will tell the person that the Probation Officer simply has to show that itâs more likely than not that the person drank, or used some prohibited substance (frequently marijuana, while sometimes cocaine or opioids), and that the positive test is good enough for you, unless of course, the person has that whiz-bang scientific demonstration that shows how the test got it wrong. Good luck with thatâŠ
This is where having that âspecialâ Lawyer really matters. If itâs me, I tell my Client to let me do most, if not all, of the talking. I have to assess everything: The Offense charged, the personâs prior Record, if any, the substances detected, how long theyâve been on Probation, what theyâre doing with their life (working, going to school, unemployed), what the circumstances of the detected use was, and about 10 million other little intangibles that go into figuring out what kind of strategy to employ.
Then, I have to figure out what to say to the Judge. You can add another 10 million intangibles to that. Who is the Judge? In what County is the Court? This is a HUGE factor.
A large part of that comes to me as a matter of instinct. For a Lawyer like me, this is exactly what I do; this is my specialty. In the drama of life, this is my stage.
In the end, once the âperformanceâ is over, the Judge has to decide what to do with the person. The easiest thing is for the Judge to just say, âLook, I gave you a break and this is how you thank me. I didnât stick you in Jail because I thought you could stay out of trouble, but here we areâŠâ Jail is the easiest easy option. My job is to convince the Judge that it is the WRONG option, and to be able to provide other, better and less severe options.
A big part of being charismatic and persuasive means doing more than just droning on and on and telling the Judge not to put the Client in Jail. Anyone can do that. As the advocate for my Client, I have to convince the Judge that another option is a BETTER option. That is a bit harder than it sounds because, everything else aside, the Judge is left with the bottom line realization that they gave a person a break and told them to simply NOT consume alcohol or prohibited substances. Instead of just doing what they were told, and appreciating the break they got, the person has defied the Judge, done the exact opposite, and the now proof is showing up on a test.
Keeping the Client out of Jail in this situation is a lot like painting a beautiful picture, or writing a wonderful poem; it takes an artistâs touch.
If youâre facing a Probation Violation, you need top-notch legal Representation. You should, and must, really, check out your options. As you consider any particular Lawyer, read what he or she has written; read what I have written. That all-important âvoiceâ should be pretty clear and strong in their writings. Call around, take notes, and compare. Then, take your time and choose wisely.

